Je suis Guy.
My name is Baverage and I'm running away

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Bramblerose: hi
Bramblerose: i like your butt

I was only 18 and couldn't tell my mom I was dying because of ♥♥♥♥ pills, so I laid on the floor and accepted that this was how I was going to die.

TI6 attendee, august 1st-6th

7165 Steubenville Pike, Oakdale, PA 15071

The first time I spent the night at my boyfriend's apartment, I told him I was freezing so he brought me a curtain.

"If you liked that, perhaps you should try this watermelon," he suggested naughtily.

played the last battle cup before 7.00 what an experience

Calling all spider riders

There comes a time in every man's life when he must discuss sci-fi tank design -lindybeige

9:30 AM - Bed #Goat: i hope so
9:58 PM - Bed #Goat: and i wish i was the one who was not gunna get it

3:05 AM - Kteriz: Also I hope you like anime Titties and that Brea won't hate me forever for getting you what I got you

Adam just ignored her, he was starting to get pissed off at these two hot chicks turning up and ruining a perfectly good night of D&D. Hopefully things got better.

Godspeed. But not in school zones.

Ellis Island got bigger and no one knows why.

What if no one built the Great Wall and the stones just did that?

Break all the baby food at the supermarket so the babies have no food.

It's perfect because the dragons literally come from the ground

You know somebody who likes to sleep? ...let me ask you something. Ain't they poor? -god

My dog knows I'm vulnerable when I'm on the toilet and that's exactly why he comes in and tries to punch me.

DELETED 2/23/20 11:37PM because of the french from england

Coriolanus has grown from man to dragon

Does anyone remember Easter 2019? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER?

Death is a connoisseur. The unripe soul is sour and tough. Men, allowed to pursue their natural course, become rich and savory once basted by experience and so matured become the epicurean delight their creator intended them to be.

Baldrick has a plan, don't you worry

If you're a ham in a jam you better find a biscuit and there aint butter for miles

When I die want to be cremated. I'm horrified at the thought of being buried because i'm not the bones of a rotisserie chicken

"... he forms a plan... and he's dead" Perhaps a good way to sum up human existence.

The Universe draws us all back here, to this place. Ain't a fixture in the palace zuu

I'm not gonna be able to play overthrow with you until like 2030 - 相手

Space is a big place, perhaps the biggest. Some people are saying it's the biggest ever.

A horrifying dream was all it took for Timbaland to get his life in order.

Sometimes, I'll start a sentence...

Rorschach's Journal: May 28th, 2016. A gorilla died in Cincinnati. Somebody knows why

He has never wanted to occupy the throne himself. He prefers the back-seat; there is more room to spread out.

It was at this point I called my family to tell them I would miss dinner. Whatever this was, I would see it through

Laws are just threats by the dominant socio-economic group

the zoomers are going to be OK, and I stand by for the rest of my life - 11/2/24

OOC: Kholdgrave: OOC: Jeerman: OOC: SpinnerMaster: OOC: Baverage: OOC: Man_Shroom: A changeling (Bill Bailey) came at me with an armblade and obviously critted me, but then my arm was dismembered so I healed enough to get out of crit and stand up. Naturally he assumed I was a ling and stopped attacking me out of a sense of changeling brotherhood, but then I disarmed and strangled him. Then I left him out of a sense of decency but Smells cucked me in my weakened state.