BatuhanG's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 7 May, 2014 @ 2:14pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 12:48pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 12:20pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 1:00pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 10:45am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 12:42pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 1:30am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 2:33am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 2:17pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 6:13am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 2:47pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 2:01am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 11:19am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:38am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 3:49pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:35am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 2:27am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 1:45pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 3:59am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 12:45pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 12:20pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 1:30pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 3:42am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 2:09am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 1:52pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 7 May, 2014 @ 2:09pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 8:08am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 5:13pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 12:27pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 7 May, 2014 @ 2:18pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 8:41am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 8:28am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 3:02pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 8:19am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 9:00am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 2:03am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 1:08pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 2:18pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 1:55pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 5:41am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 7:49am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2015 @ 6:45am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 7:21am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 6:43am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2015 @ 2:57pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

8 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

15 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

135 / 5,000