Bastard Zane's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2016 @ 2:25pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 10:35pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2018 @ 6:08pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 1:44pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 11:59pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 4:16pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 3:43pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2016 @ 8:07pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 6:22pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 4:13pm

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 8:49am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 10:34pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 7:19pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 11:35am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2016 @ 10:36am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 4:45pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 10:31pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 10:36pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2016 @ 3:20pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 8:44am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 4:29pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2016 @ 2:53pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 3:20pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2016 @ 1:54pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 10:30pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 10:10pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 8:23pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 8:23pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 10:06pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 3:20pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35pm

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!