http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3a38ti/dota_2_just_released_their_custom_game/cs8zwxh



Also i really love Naruto. I compare my CS training to his justsu training.

One day, I was prancing on the sidewalk when I yodeled into Rebeca. Gosh, how furocious those negro eyes are. I started swabbing because that was my crush.
That night, I ponder about Rebeca. How it would be if we were adhesive. How it would be if we had sex..
The next day, I scalped the guts to fondle Rebeca over to my house. We erected, and she seemed interested in me. I realized that I had been staring at her pretty penis the whole time. I asked her if she wanted to come to my room. She looked at me quizzically, but said she would anyways. When we got in my room, she put her wenis on my anus and said that she loved me since we first met. My heart started to do speed walking, and I told Rebeca the same. Suddenly, my gerbil went up and I asked her if she wanted to see more of me. She said yes. She slowly unzipped my turtle neck sweater as I unbuttoned her kilt and undid her onesie. Those knee were so perfect. She took off my unibrow warmer and we got on the bed when we were naked. We had the best sex ever. It lasted 1269698 minutes. I was so happy.
Now we go out every week, and have sex every time we get home.