I tried playing Apex Legends with him one time, and every time he was the Jumpmaster, we ended up in some place even the map forgot existed. This guy’s sniping skills are so legendary that he could miss a stationary target from 5 feet away. But hey, at least we got some great cardio running from the zone!

I tried playing Fresh Women with him one time and this dudes rizz is impeccable. I couldn't compete with him and eventually had to ragequit.

I tried playing Overwatch with him one time and this dudes strategic skills are, um, unique. It's like he's on a mission to redefine the meta... or maybe just draw it in crayon.

I tried playing scribble it with him one time and every one of this dudes drawling looking like something my 5 year old would draw while trying to recreate catshit on the ground.