Recent reviews by Barada Nels

Silly fun. Old school feel. Warhammer 40k. Just a great time.

So Vampire Survivors is an interesting gem. I honestly have not had this much fun with a game since I was a young lad. Great on the Steam Deck. Probably the foremost portable PC game. I also enjoyed the game on the big screen. All around a no brainer. Buy the game. You wont regret it.

One of the most important shooters besides DOOM. The fact that they took the time to remaster it and do it so well deserves absolute props. ID IS GOAT! PERIODTT!!

Removing content that was already optional 5 years later to either:

A. Get woke
B. Appease China to be able to sell their crappy in that country (China doesn't allow suicide scenes.
C. Both

= Crappy Devs. Crappy Game. Give me my money back!

This is why we cannot have nice things . . .

PROS:
1. Can give your character a small uncut penis with heart shaped pubic hair.
2. Did I mention you can have a small penis?

CONS:
1. The game runs horribly (8700k OCed to 5.2ghz and 1080ti ftw3 mild OC).
2. The game has graphical glitches. It needed another 6 months to a year.
3. Graphics options literally does nothing. It looks the same no matter what you do.

TL:DR: This is basically a Fallout 4 Mod. GG CD Projekt Red . . . you stole 60 bucks from me.

About damned time . . .

I wish I had more time to play this game. It is extremely relaxing. I wouldn't describe it as "fun". And I honestly believe you need to own a wheel to fully enjoy this title. But if you own a wheel and are looking for the most relaxing way to kill time on Steam . . . this is definitely it.

EDIT: My review was originally negative for this game. BUT, they have decided to NOT censor it due to complaints. So now for my real review of this title . . .

The game is good! Buy it!

They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.