Скорошни рецензии на Baracuda1999

Its okay, just started it once so far

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer, at least later on in the Game

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs, sadly paradox get ur ♥♥♥♥ together

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

I would love to give a better Review but at the moment there are just to many negatives to just blindly say buy it, if you dont love such games wait for sale or wait until Paradox fixes this mess. Dont get me wrong its not a bad game, just not optimised yet but that can destroy alot of fun that you maybe dont want to sit through.

---{Gameplay}---
[x]Try not to get addicted
[o]Very good
[o]Good
[o]Nothing special
[o]Ehh
[o]Bad
[o]Just dont

---{Graphics}---
[o]You forget reality
[o]Masterpiece
[x]Beautiful
[o]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Will do
[o]Bad
[o]Awful
[o]Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
[o]Eargasm
[o]Very good
[x]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Not too bad
[o]Bad
[o]Earrape

---{Audience}---
[o]Kids
[x]Teens
[x]Adults
[o]Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
[x]Check if you can run paint
[o]Potato
[o]Decent
[o]Fast
[o]Rich boi
[o]Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
[o]Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
[x]Something isnt nothing I guess
[o]Not greatly told
[o]Average
[o]Good
[o]Lovely
[o]Will make you cry or smile a lot

---{Difficulity}---
[o]Just press a bunch of buttons
[o]Easy
[o]Significant brain usage
[x]Easy to learn / Hard to master
[o]Not so easy
[o]Difficult
[o]Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[o]Nothing
[o]Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
[o]Isnt necessary to progress
[x]A bit grindy sometimes
[o]Average grind level
[o]A bit grindy
[o]Insanity

---{Game Time}---
[o]Long enough for a cup of tea
[o]Short
[o]Average
[o]Long
[x]Depends on you
[x]Endless

---{Price}---
[o]Just buy it
[x]Worth the price
[o]Wait for sale
[o]Maybe if you have some spare money left
[o]Not recommended
[o]Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Bugs}---
[x]Never had any
[o]Minor bugs
[o]Few bugs
[o]Can get annoying
[o]Ruining the game
[o]The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Panzerkämpfe sind ok, aber Infanterie ist nicht zu gebrauchen zumindest nicht im SP und da dieses Spiel nur eine kleine suchtie Community hat ist der MP auch nur was für Schwitzer. Die Ki ist nur am schmummeln/ kann mit 10mal so vielen Einheiten starten wie man selbst, das Aufklärungssystem ist kompletter Müll. Fazit:Wenn man´s für 5€ kriegt dann kann es ein paar stunden spaß machen bevor der Frust durchkommt, ansonsten nein.

PS: Die DLC Politik hier ist schlimmer als bei Paradox

---{Gameplay}---
[o]Try not to get addicted
[x]Very good
[o]Good
[o]Nothing special
[o]Ehh
[o]Bad
[o]Just dont

---{Graphics}---
[o]You forget reality
[o]Masterpiece
[x]Beautiful
[o]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Will do
[o]Bad
[o]Awful
[o]Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
[o]Eargasm
[o]Very good
[x]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Not too bad
[o]Bad
[o]Earrape

---{Audience}---
[o]Kids
[o]Teens
[o]Adults
[x]Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
[o]Check if you can run paint
[o]Potato
[x]Decent
[o]Fast
[o]Rich boi
[o]Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
[o]Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
[x]Something isnt nothing I guess
[o]Not greatly told
[o]Average
[o]Good
[o]Lovely
[o]Will make you cry or smile a lot

---{Difficulity}---
[o]Just press a bunch of buttons
[x]Easy
[o]Significant brain usage
[o]Easy to learn / Hard to master
[o]Not so easy
[o]Difficult
[o]Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[x]Nothing
[o]Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
[o]Isnt necessary to progress
[o]A bit grindy sometimes
[o]Average grind level
[o]A bit grindy
[o]Insanity

---{Game Time}---
[o]Long enough for a cup of tea
[o]Short
[o]Average
[o]Long
[x]Depends on you
[o]Endless

---{Price}---
[o]Just buy it
[o]Worth the price
[x]Wait for sale
[o]Maybe if you have some spare money left
[o]Not recommended
[o]Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Bugs}---
[x]Never had any
[o]Minor bugs
[o]Few bugs
[o]Can get annoying
[o]Ruining the game
[o]The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Gameplay}---
[o]Try not to get addicted
[x]Very good
[o]Good
[o]Nothing special
[o]Ehh
[o]Bad
[o]Just dont

---{Graphics}---
[o]You forget reality
[o]Masterpiece
[o]Beautiful
[x]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Will do
[o]Bad
[o]Awful
[o]Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
[o]Eargasm
[o]Very good
[x]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Not too bad
[o]Bad
[o]Earrape

---{Audience}---
[o]Kids
[x]Teens
[x]Adults
[o]Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
[o]Check if you can run paint
[x]Potato
[o]Decent
[o]Fast
[o]Rich boi
[o]Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
[x]Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
[o]Something isnt nothing I guess
[o]Not greatly told
[o]Average
[o]Good
[o]Lovely
[o]Will make you cry or smile a lot

---{Difficulity}---
[x]Just press a bunch of buttons
[o]Easy
[o]Significant brain usage
[o]Easy to learn / Hard to master
[o]Not so easy
[o]Difficult
[o]Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[x]Nothing
[o]Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
[o]Isnt necessary to progress
[o]A bit grindy sometimes
[o]Average grind level
[o]A bit grindy
[o]Insanity

---{Game Time}---
[o]Long enough for a cup of tea
[o]Short
[o]Average
[o]Long
[o]Depends on you
[x]Endless

---{Price}---
[o]Just buy it
[o]Worth the price
[x]Wait for sale
[o]Maybe if you have some spare money left
[o]Not recommended
[o]Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Bugs}---
[x]Never had any
[o]Minor bugs
[o]Few bugs
[o]Can get annoying
[o]Ruining the game
[o]The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Gameplay}---
[x]Try not to get addicted
[o]Very good
[o]Good
[o]Nothing special
[o]Ehh
[o]Bad
[o]Just dont

---{Graphics}---
[o]You forget reality
[o]Masterpiece
[x]Beautiful
[o]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Will do
[o]Bad
[o]Awful
[o]Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
[o]Eargasm
[o]Very good
[x]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Not too bad
[o]Bad
[o]Earrape

---{Audience}---
[o]Kids
[o]Teens
[x]Adults
[o]Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
[o]Check if you can run paint
[o]Potato
[o]Decent
[o]Fast
[x]Rich boi
[o]Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
[o]Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
[o]Something isnt nothing I guess
[o]Not greatly told
[x]Average
[o]Good
[o]Lovely
[o]Will make you cry or smile a lot

---{Difficulity}---
[o]Just press a bunch of buttons
[o]Easy
[x]Significant brain usage
[o]Easy to learn / Hard to master
[o]Not so easy
[o]Difficult
[o]Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[x]Nothing
[o]Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
[o]Isnt necessary to progress
[o]A bit grindy sometimes
[o]Average grind level
[o]A bit grindy
[o]Insanity

---{Game Time}---
[o]Long enough for a cup of tea
[o]Short
[o]Average
[o]Long
[x]Depends on you
[o]Endless

---{Price}---
[o]Just buy it
[o]Worth the price
[x]Wait for sale
[o]Maybe if you have some spare money left
[o]Not recommended
[o]Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Bugs}---
[o]Never had any
[o]Minor bugs
[o]Few bugs
[o]Can get annoying
[o]Ruining the game
[x]The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/but its often funny tbh

---{Gameplay}---
[o]Try not to get addicted
[o]Very good
[x]Good
[o]Nothing special
[o]Ehh
[o]Bad
[o]Just dont

---{Graphics}---
[o]You forget reality
[o]Masterpiece
[x]Beautiful
[o]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Will do
[o]Bad
[o]Awful
[o]Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
[o]Eargasm
[o]Very good
[o]Good
[o]Decent
[x]Not too bad
[o]Bad
[o]Earrape

---{Audience}---
[o]Kids
[o]Teens
[x]Adults
[o]Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
[o]Check if you can run paint
[o]Potato
[x]Decent
[o]Fast
[o]Rich boi
[o]Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
[o]Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
[x]Something isnt nothing I guess
[o]Not greatly told
[o]Average
[o]Good
[o]Lovely
[o]Will make you cry or smile a lot

---{Difficulity}---
[o]Just press a bunch of buttons
[o]Easy
[o]Significant brain usage
[x]Easy to learn / Hard to master
[o]Not so easy
[o]Difficult
[o]Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[o]Nothing
[x]Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
[o]Isnt necessary to progress
[o]A bit grindy sometimes
[o]Average grind level
[o]A bit grindy
[o]Insanity

---{Game Time}---
[o]Long enough for a cup of tea
[o]Short
[o]Average
[o]Long
[x]Depends on you
[o]Endless

---{Price}---
[o]Just buy it
[o]Worth the price
[o]Wait for sale
[o]Maybe if you have some spare money left
[o]Not recommended
[x]Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Bugs}---
[o]Never had any
[x]Minor bugs
[o]Few bugs
[o]Can get annoying
[o]Ruining the game
[o]The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Gameplay}---
[o]Try not to get addicted
[x]Very good
[o]Good
[o]Nothing special
[o]Ehh
[o]Bad
[o]Just dont

---{Graphics}---
[o]You forget reality
[o]Masterpiece
[o]Beautiful
[x]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Will do
[o]Bad
[o]Awful
[o]Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
[o]Eargasm
[o]Very good
[o]Good
[x]Decent
[o]Not too bad
[o]Bad
[o]Earrape

---{Audience}---
[o]Kids
[o]Teens
[o]Adults
[x]Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
[x]Check if you can run paint
[o]Potato
[o]Decent
[o]Fast
[o]Rich boi
[o]Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
[o]Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
[o]Something isnt nothing I guess
[o]Not greatly told
[o]Average
[x]Good
[o]Lovely
[o]Will make you cry or smile a lot

---{Difficulity}---
[o]Just press a bunch of buttons
[o]Easy
[o]Significant brain usage
[x]Easy to learn / Hard to master
[o]Not so easy
[o]Difficult
[o]Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[x]Nothing
[o]Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
[o]Isnt necessary to progress
[o]A bit grindy sometimes
[o]Average grind level
[o]A bit grindy
[o]Insanity

---{Game Time}---
[o]Long enough for a cup of tea
[o]Short
[o]Average
[o]Long
[o]Depends on you
[x]Endless

---{Price}---
[x]Just buy it
[o]Worth the price
[o]Wait for sale
[o]Maybe if you have some spare money left
[o]Not recommended
[o]Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Bugs}---
[x]Never had any
[o]Minor bugs
[o]Few bugs
[o]Can get annoying
[o]Ruining the game
[o]The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Gameplay}---
[o]Try not to get addicted
[x]Very good
[o]Good
[o]Nothing special
[o]Ehh
[o]Bad
[o]Just dont

---{Graphics}---
[o]You forget reality
[o]Masterpiece
[x]Beautiful
[o]Good
[o]Decent
[o]Will do
[o]Bad
[o]Awful
[o]Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
[o]Eargasm
[o]Very good
[o]Good
[x]Decent
[o]Not too bad
[o]Bad
[o]Earrape

---{Audience}---
[o]Kids
[o]Teens
[o]Adults
[x]Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
[x]Check if you can run paint
[o]Potato
[o]Decent
[o]Fast
[o]Rich boi
[o]Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
[o]Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
[x]Something isnt nothing I guess
[o]Not greatly told
[o]Average
[o]Good
[o]Lovely
[o]Will make you cry or smile a lot

---{Difficulity}---
[o]Just press a bunch of buttons
[o]Easy
[o]Significant brain usage
[x]Easy to learn / Hard to master
[o]Not so easy
[o]Difficult
[o]Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
[o]Nothing
[o]Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
[o]Isnt necessary to progress
[x]A bit grindy sometimes
[o]Average grind level
[o]A bit grindy
[o]Insanity

---{Game Time}---
[o]Long enough for a cup of tea
[o]Short
[o]Average
[o]Long
[x]Depends on you
[o]Endless

---{Price}---
[x]Just buy it
[o]Worth the price
[o]Wait for sale
[o]Maybe if you have some spare money left
[o]Not recommended
[o]Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Bugs}---
[o]Never had any
[o]Minor bugs
[x]Few bugs
[o]Can get annoying
[o]Ruining the game
[o]The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs