Baosas 最近的評論

...but they didn't understand that the game was never meant to be funny! It was meant to have a point! It was meant to speak to the human condition!

"But where are the jokes? Where are the jokes?" they bemoaned, they screamed. They gnashed their teeth and said "Entertain us!" It wasn't enough. They had to leave a pathetic little thumbs-down review and make all of their pitiful demands.

But then, "He's talking too much," they said! First he didn't entertain us, now he won't shut up! It's the inconsistency! It's the lack of accountability! It's the unwillingness to examine with an uncompromising heart the words they are speaking into the world! As though there were no consequences to someone's lack of cohesion in their examination of others! But of course absolutely anyone can leave a review, so here's what we get! We get these demands that seek everything, and are accountable to nothing!

We get these demands that say "Ohh, there should be a skip button! You should be able to freeze Stanley in place, while the Narrator sits there forever and ever! We want all of this in the new Stanley Parable! We demand it!" And then, because it was said, because it was spoken, now it simply has to happen! The most immediate desires, every single thing demanded by every person at every moment in time, if someone wants it then it's a crime not to bring it into being!

Have we been given to indulging every fleeting whim for no reason other than to do so? Yes! Yes! It seems that this is now the world we live in! It seems that we are a people living in such bleakness and discomfort with ourselves that our entertainment is now our lives! It has come to represent us! It absolutely must speak to who we are as people!

Because otherwise, without our entertainment, we have nothing! Without entertainment we would have to face inward toward the cruel bleakness inside of ourselves. We would turn to look at our deeper nature and find a resounding emptiness gazing back with unyielding aggression. And so - so because of this - we require that our amusements and our play things and our flights of fancy be so impossibly captivating that they consume all of our attention, turn our heads completely away from the bleakness! In effect, we have demanded that our entertainment be the collapse of ourselves! What a pitiful reflection of humanity these entertainments are! What a shameful mirror to the human spirit they project!

I'm not mad. I'm not mad about any of this. I'm at peace with it. I am the calm center of gravity around which these perversions hurl themselves. I am a waypoint for reasonable and collected discourse. They're the ones that are mad! They're the ones who couldn't stand the idea of me using my game to try to say something! Maybe they were just jealous of me?

Yes...yes, of course. They've been jealous of me this whole time! They are mired in fear and insecurity, and cannot help but attempt to tear me down. What a sad state of affairs. When you read these reviews now you can see it. You can taste the bitter resentment. And my, how good does it feel now to speak truth to these words! To finally allow these thoughts out! Contained and managed for so long, neutered and sterilized! At last I am free to truly think, to feel!

It must be that they were so discontent with themselves, they couldn't help but leave a negative review on Steam. Perhaps it says far more about them than it ever did about me. Perhaps the state of their psychological being was in such tatters, and my constitution and willpower are so ironclad in comparison, perhaps it was this state that they saw some outlet in which to tear me down!

This, you can see, is clearly why they felt the need to expect the game be funny. That it be filled with yuks, and whimsical humor. That it amuse them endlessly from start to finish.

Don't let the 720p graphics and outdated petting mechanics fool ya, this game is deep and the world is really immersive. The beginning feels magical as you get off the car and see the bizarre world of Patisserie La Soleil for the first time. SO MANY UNIQUE CATGURLS, MEOWS, PURRS, GURUGURUGURUS which in my opinion Amairo Chocolate / Neko-NIN (mostly Amairo Chocolate) could have enhanced on much better, but those feel like a generic catgurl setting and a little lacking on that (of course those 2 games have something unique about them too). This game on the other hand is unique in so many ways that you just got to play it. The soundtrack is as good (if not better) as the other games, and they are so befitting of the themes of NEKOPARA. The game does a really good job of taking you from a low level bakery owner to basically a bakery demigod

Generally speaking:
this game is unique and amazing. Play it.
the low-res graphics and mechanics sometimes are a turn off, and imo just try bearing with it because nearing the middle / end of the game the game just gets better and fun.
use Chest Bounciness (a slider that improves the games graphics and bewba fixes) if you are ok not having the "vanilla experience".

100/10 (a 4K version of the game would be so cool!)

This review is sponsored by lemonsauce @ Steam (or lemon#6866 @ Discord)

Complete progression wipe after 10+ hours. Reset Colt's Progression button seems to be bugged as it takes effect even if you click no. The crash afterwards probably didn't help.

Between this and the random freezes, I'm not playing this anymore unless it gets some real fixes.

Disobedience, huh? That's a mistake!