pretty cool guy, super homophobic and hates muslims but besides that pretty good

This guy blows dudes

-rep blames everything on the jews

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fountains. Made the slut beg for my ♥♥♥, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRILLION. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to PANTS

changed from sweat to wet ♥♥♥♥♥. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my ♥♥♥♥ in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling ♥♥♥♥♥. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that ♥♥♥♥♥ was fine as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ umbrella. 8 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frame. I mean a real skinny ♥♥♥♥♥, the

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch ♥♥♥♥. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2084 Ferrari (I raid Africa) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my ♥♥♥♥ to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently

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