Oh my gosh, like, seriously? Warhammer 40k Darktide is, like, the biggest letdown ever! I've grinded my way through the dull, repetitive levels to hit a lame 30-level Veteran, and it's just not worth the migraine it's given me. The graphics are so last year, and the gameplay is about as exciting as watching "you know what" dry. Sure, it's got some cool guns and monsters, but that doesn't make up for the fact that it's basically the same thing over and over again. It's like someone took Left 4 Dead, added some extra spikes and called it a day. So not worth the hype, or my mom's credit card, which she totally didn't know I used to buy the game.

And don't even get me started on the loot system. It's like playing Russian roulette with a bunch of broken toys. Most of the time, you're just getting the same junk over and over, and when you finally get something good, it's usually for a class you don't even play. It's like the game is laughing in my face with its sad excuse for a loot system.

The multiplayer is a mess. It's like trying to coordinate a flash mob in a hurricane. No one knows what they're doing, and half the time you're just waiting for your "teammates" to stop getting stuck on the scenery or running in circles. And when you do manage to play with actual humans, the matchmaking is so bad you might as well be playing with bots anyway.

This game is basically a boring, uninspired cash grab, and I can't believe I wasted my precious gaming time on it. If I had a time machine, I'd go back and smack myself for even considering playing this dumpster fire. Do yourself a favor and stick to Warhammer 40k lore books instead. They're probably more interactive.