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35 of 35 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:43pm

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:35pm

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:34pm

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:39am

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:47pm

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:44pm

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08pm

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:26am

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:28am

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:29pm

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 11:49pm

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:12am

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50pm

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:32am

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:12am

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:12am

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 5:37pm

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:12am

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:23am

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25am

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03pm

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16pm

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44am

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:31am

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:42pm

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:32am

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:09am

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:55am

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:37am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:31am