"Jack's the reason I can be a MILF."-Lola Dukowski, 7/4/21

"Shes's not even a real furry, she's just a monster ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that makes cat noises."-Anthony White, 7/5/21

"Why does animal abuse taste so good?"-Evan Jimenez, 7/6/21

"Go sniff a woman."-Jackson Niles, 7/10/21

"A fireman has painted himself blue and declared bankruptcy!"-Jack Sykes, 7/10/21

"I couldn't pull it anymore because when he jumped on the end it wouldn't let me pull it, the fat ♥♥♥♥!"-Jack Sykes, 7/10/21

“Wordlexic”-Jack Sykes, 7/10/21

“Don’t you remember the foreskin wars of 2016?”-Evan Jimenez, 7/10/21

“It’s concerning how often you compare your girlfriend to Evan.”-Jesse Collard, 7/14/21

"Look at Ethan, he's got turf advantage and color advantage!"-Jack Sykes, 7/24/21

“Here’s your two options-you can be British, or you can be a woman.”-Lola Dukowski, 7/25/21

"Jack, you're smart, but wisdom is your dump stat."-Anthony White, 7/29/21

"You know what? I think I will teamkill."-Ethan Derzaph, 7/29/21

"I'm gonna violate the terms and conditions"-Jack Sykes, 7/29/21

"People "Jack" me a lot, so I don't really know when it's a good or bad one."- Jack Sykes, 7/29/21

"I've been ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the last few days. I'm in pain."-Jack Sykes, 7/29/21

"Every time you talk, I wish you hadn't."-Anthony White, 7/29/21

“I don’t even know what she looks like and you’re batting out of your league.”-Jesse Collard, 9/11/21

"The ability to get laid makes you superior."-Lola Dukowski, 9/12/21

"I'm a bottom, and it's Lola's fault."-Jack Sykes, 9/15/21

"You just got suplexed by god." - Ulisses Diaz, 10/9/21

“A duck has, like, a maze coochie.” - Lola Dukowski, 11/3/21

“I make accidents all the time, eventually the accidents are gonna get ♥♥♥.” - Jack Sykes, 11/3/21

“Human beings weren’t made for circles.”-Jesse Collard, 11/3/21

"Imagine being round."-Ulisses Diaz, 11/20/21

"You need to find yourself a lady, a lad, or a non-binary chad."-Anthony White, 11/24/21

"I'm pretty sure Lola is packing a 12er."-Evan Jimenez, 12/7/21

"Radioactive spider-nut"-Lola Dukowski, 12/8/21

“I want a hat that says ‘DILF dif’.”-Jackson Niles, 12/17/21

“You want a taste of the Bilbao salami?”-Anthony White, 12/17/21

“I want to be on the Supreme Court because they get those Supreme jackets.”-Ulisses Diaz, 12/17/21

"That's it, your foreskin's coming off."-Evan Jimenez, 12/26/22

"I see no issue with crime."-Jesse Collard, 1/5/22

"I feel like Jack saying 'good homie' is a hate crime."-Anthony White, 1/28/22

"Look, I was busy getting pegged, I had priorities."-Jackson Niles, 2/9/22

"Dude, Mr. Owl knew how to give the succ."-Ulisses Diaz, 3/31/22

"If Evan was a woman, she'd be the one woman I'd top for."-Jack Sykes, 4/8/22

"You're going to take this pounding and you're going to like it."-Anthony White, 4/21/22

"I want a black eye when she's done with me."-Jesse Collard, 4/22/22

"My biggest mistake is my sobriety."-Ethan Derzaph, 4/23/22

“Burnt in the fires of Mount Coom.”-Anthony White, 6/14/22

"You're months late to come out. Go back in."-Ethan Derzaph, 11/30/22

"Homoeroticism is a cornerstone of straight friendships."-Anthony White, 4/4/24