My baths have no bubbles when Carol does not grace thy tub

No man can know true happiness until they have had the sweet sensation of a Carol bubble bath after boofing a gram of ketamine

I've finally found you. After all these years, countless hours of my life spent chasing the one who extracted the chlorine out of my pool and infused it with my favorite bottle of mustard. There was only one like it and I cannot forgive and will have my revenge. Alphonso help you... because no one else will...

to the man that milks my udders dry

My bubble baths yearn for the return of sweet Carol, may it's suds not be delayed any longer than necessary

Gaaaaaaabe!