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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:45am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:42am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:37am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:28am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:12am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:12am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:22am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 2:42am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:37am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:22pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 6:05am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 5:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 1:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 8:44am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 12:11pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:57am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:38am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:38am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:38am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:38am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:38am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:38am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:34am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 1:31am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:19am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 4:45am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 5:05am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:17am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:39am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 2:05am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:19am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:28am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:07am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:10am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:45am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:30am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:28am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 5:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:27am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:37pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:29am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:30am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:16am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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