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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:11am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:50am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:13am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:08am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:58am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:00am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:24am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:38am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 8:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:12am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 11:08am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:54pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:56am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:07am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:05am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:11am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 11:14am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:51pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 1:05am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:12am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:45pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:15pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:13am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 11:14am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 6:01pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 6:53pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 10:17am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 11:25am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 10:48am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 1:02am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:13am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 2:17pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:47pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:40pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:53am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:25pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:40pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:27am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:24am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 2:24am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:37am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:37am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 4:03am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:36am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:49am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:28pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:30am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:24pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:39am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:54am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:13am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 9:38pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:11am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 9:10am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 1:05am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:23am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:50am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:15pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 12:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:01am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:45pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:47pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:59am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:23am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:57am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 2:25am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42pm



Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
+6

6 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked