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24 of 127 (19%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 8:32am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 10:00am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 9:18am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 10:13am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 11:06am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 9:14am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 11:56pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 8:19am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 10:03am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 9:13am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 8:23am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 8:45am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 8:52am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 8:47am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 8:53am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 8:53am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 12:00am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 8:33pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 11:01am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 11:37am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 11:01am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 12:57am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 18 May, 2017 @ 7:07am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 18 May, 2017 @ 7:41am



Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

BFF

Lick a friend

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen

Jörgen.

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.