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Console or PC, FPS to JRPG, 8-Bit or Next Gen we must stop this bickering! It doesn't matter if you shoot that Terrorist from your Couch or desk, the point is he's dead! It doesn't matter if you solved the final puzzle battle with a mouse or Analogue sticks, as long as the last two colors are matched! We are not console or PC, we are not Xbox or PS3, We are not Battlefield or Call of Duty, we are not Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy vs. Realism.
We are Gamers, we are a brotherhood. we are allies.
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on