Recent reviews by Willy Wonka

If you like Shapez 1, you'll love this. It's the same gameplay but with new content and in 3d

I got this for free and still feel like I got scammed

I don't have an addiction, I can stop at any moment

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Did somebody say MKO?" Caboozled materializes out of thin air, holding a large bag over his shoulder. Before you can reply he whips out L and I pieces from the bag and slams them on the floor, cracking the ceramic. “Nobody said MKO!" You yell in desperation, but it is too late - Caboozled had already stacked four floating TSDs in your living room. You close your eyes in resignation to your fate as your house is obliterated in a massive 50 spike. Sirens wail in the background, the high pitched ringing in your ears making it difficult to grasp what reality even is anymore. You tilt your head upwards, feeling the chunks of fractured cinder block and rubble scattered around you as you lay helplessly like a doll thrown to the ground. You're hardly able to make out the shape of Caboozled's face, but he's there just as you see the fading words dissipate from the air.. "ALL CLEAR". You shakily gulp as you plead, "Please! No Caboozled no!" But it was too late, a smug grin on Caboozled's face forming as he began to laugh maniacally. "oyes pog :goodnight:", He says, starting to upstack yet again at lightning speeds. You hardly blinked and he was already at the top of the board, meticulously crafted TSD fractals over a gaping 4 wide opening beneath. You grip the rubble beneath your palms and tilt your head back down into the debris in a soul crushing defeat. "So this is it?" You mutter. "This is how it ends?" You hear the combos and TSDs fire off like a barrage of warheads shattering the air. Spin, bam-spin, bam-badumbadumbadaumbadaum Podododo! Podododo! Podododo! The blinding lights of the final blow whitens your vision despite your eyes being sealed shut as you prepare to embrace the sweet relief of death. But it never comes. The light fades as you gaze back upwards, struck by confusion. Through the hazy dust and debris, you grit your teeth and make out a familiar figure standing in front of you.. "W-Wumbo??" You would stammer, almost producing a nonsense of syllables in a mix of shock and fatal injuries. Wumbo looks backwards, holding his hands out in front of you as his garbage bar fills to the max, he had a full 4 wide built up to 20 height as he let out a chuckle. "Wumbo tetris coaching - metafy.gg/@wumbo" he: says, before tanking the garbage. Comboing downwards at over 7 pieces per second the ground begins to tremble, the vibrations causing massive amounts of rubble to hover above the ground before you hear it. DOPOPOPO POPOPOPO!!!!! In an ear-splitting crack, pillars of plasma erupt from newly formed chasms of the earth, a beam of pure energy firing out of Wumbo's hands and slamming into Caboozled's center-mass, sending him flying backwards at mach-9 as he penetrates through 6 houses worth of concrete walls before coming to a halt, knocked unconscious. Wumbo would look backwards before holding his hand to help you up. "Come on kid, let's get you somewhere safe" Right as your hands are about to touch, you hear a crunch from behind you as Caboozled rises from the ashes of the destruction. "It seems you have forgotten something, Wumbo," he says. The words "Tetra League - FT7" flash bright in the sky; the point counter shows Wumbo up 1-0. As the countdown ends, Wumbo starts building up his signature c4w at a blazing 6 pieces per second; however, Caboozled, trembling in anger after being denied a sweep, sells his soul to the devil, becoming morally bankrupt. With this newfound power, he starts dpcing at close to the speed of light. Wumbo is caught off guard and staggers back, wounded, as his c4w is buried in 400 apm of constant perfect clearing. You don't even see the "all clear" text fade until 6 rounds have passed - match point. "Caboozled, no... you have doomed us all..." Wumbo creaks, utterly defeated. Caboozled smiles a maniacal grin as he pulls out a 10 pps gamushiro-destroying Wumbo in the process. You feel everything vibrate as the impact of Caboozled's victory sets in. You hear a faint voice - "Did someone say blitz?' Nobody materializes out of thin air. You are hearing voices. Please take your medication, we all miss you. Stop grinding dpc loops and come back to the real world, Caboozled". The voice fades away and your vision turns to black as the heat death of the universe begins.

What could go wrong with storing multiple nukes right next to a pile of combustible lemons in an untested nuke proof shelter

Literally a being drunk simulator. Suprisingly fun

Why do women actively avoid me

It's fun to throw cars into the ocean

Muck