Recent reviews by Saddam Hussein

Desyncs in army general coop, ai generated ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ voice lines. when broken arrow comes out eugen will actually turn inside out and die immediately due to their inability to make a game that doesn't fellate big greasy weener. not once did they consider making their engine suck less. "lets just make another big piece of ♥♥♥♥ but make it further in the past than red dragon in hopes nobody notices" what a piece of utter garbage. this is what having a monopoly over a genre does to a company.

Pretty good gamification of the cold war, your primary concern is managing your budget and keeping an edge on the opponent in technological advancement, keeping your bloc together, destabilizing the opponent's, and bringing neutral nations in to tip the balance.

Takes the original formula and refines it, making it easier to understand and utilize the mechanics to your benefit. still some bits that could use explanation but ultimately it's a fun grand strategy experience that doesn't require a lot of micromanagement.

Ubisoft has made it clear they're of the opinion that buying a game doesn't mean you own it. I am of the opinion their games suck anyway.

Game sucks but they also want to sue the developer of a vaguely similar game for the purpose of suppressing competition. really just the cherry on top

Ai generated content disclaimer conveniently leaves out how the deeper you get a majority of all character voice lines are AI generated and absolutely awful. Potentially breaking Steam's rules for game store pages.

they've been working on it for a long time, but it's getting there. This game formula seems an obvious success but the fact this is the only game of it's kind proves that's not a common opinion. when it's all said and done it'll be incredible. right now it's good, undercooked, but good.

Has a memory leak that WILL without fail crash your pc after playing for a while. with my 16gbs it takes about 2 hours, an hour if i'm manually fighting battles. they really creatively assembled this game... fortunately i got it from a humble bundle and didn't spend money on it directly.

Really cool in concept, but the ai is broken. units can't pathfind their way out of a wet paper bag, nor will they bother shooting at the enemy half the time unless you manually tell them to, each and every last unit....

edit: forgot to mention, it also takes up a crazy amount of space on my ssd, like 70 gigs

Visually interesting, but the description doesn't lie, it's a nightmare of an RTS, units will not listen, mechanics are unclear and hard to understand and the controls are pretty rough. i gotta figure this is one of the better gamebreaking issues to have as getting your units to follow your orders can't be that hard to fix compared to problems other games usually have at this severity.

It's good. like Starcraft's direct strike or somethin like that