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12 of 28 (43%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 11:52pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 11:52pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 12:58am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 12:34am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 12:35am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 11:53pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 7:45pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 8:03pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 11:42pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 8:25pm

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 8:35pm

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 8:46pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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