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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2021 @ 4:54am

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2021 @ 3:24am

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2021 @ 11:27am

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 8:53am

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2021 @ 4:36am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2021 @ 7:12pm

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2021 @ 6:22am

New Vocation

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2021 @ 11:25pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 4:57am

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 10:17pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2021 @ 4:59am

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 9:24am



Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!