CUTE

i love youuuu <3

No u stinky nini bwaaa

(u actually smell nice tho, like candy and flowers)

I wrote you a little rhyme with my clickity clackity keyboard;

She sends power from my wall socket AC, to my power supply, she does so without any lie.

Sorting and compiles my memorybank,
with her witty comical (timed) jokes which sound my SSD with an uplifting crank.

How she's in my bios - I don't knows.. But she sets my fan speeds to 1000 rounds per minute.
She is adorable, she is (a)cute - She is the code to my binary input.

As she long-presses the power button on my case, I submit and boot down without giving chase - Waiting, until the LEDs light up her beautifully modeled and pixelated pastel-coloured face.

STINKY

who is this man

who left him here like this

oh how i adore him

Good plan since we will all do that when the entire internet crashes; Going to bed and catch up on lost sleep.