Azurith
Gauteng, South Africa
 
 
💻 PC Specs:
🧠 Processor: A hamster on a wheel (overclocked)
🎮 GPU: A potato with RGB
🔧 Cooling: Screaming at it occasionally
💾 RAM: 2 goldfish with short-term memory
🔌 Power Supply: A lightning rod during storms
📺 Monitor: A magnifying glass over an old Nokia screen
🎧 Audio: Cup and string setup (5.1 surround)
⌨️ Keyboard: 50% functional keys, 100% rage-proof
🖱 Mouse: A brick with a single button
📡 Internet: Powered by my neighbor’s WiFi (shhh...)

🔥 Performance Benchmarks:
✅ Runs Minecraft (at 3 FPS)
✅ Can handle Notepad without crashing
✅ Once opened Task Manager without lag
❌ Crashed when launching Google Chrome
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
1,111 hrs on record
last played on 4 Apr
0.1 hrs on record
last played on 4 Apr
1.6 hrs on record
last played on 1 Apr
Achievement Progress   0 of 107
thetoiletman 3 Apr @ 3:15am 
This guy is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS2 player of all time
4. he knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.
Tight Poesie 23 Mar @ 9:00am 
she makes me wet
schnozz 18 Mar @ 12:39pm 
This fine individual. A true gaming prodigy… if the game was about collecting L’s at an alarming rate. Scientists have confirmed that their K/D ratio is directly proportional to their internet connection—both are in the negatives. If gaming had a participation trophy, they’d still somehow miss out.
schnozz 18 Mar @ 12:37pm 
Ah yes, the legendary gamer whose skills are only rivaled by their ability to forget basic life functions while grinding. Scientists have studied this profile and concluded that sheer gaming energy radiates from it. If you’re reading this, congratulations! You’re now 10% better at games just by being here. Use this power wisely.
SandMan 5 Nov, 2024 @ 12:07pm 
Epic gamer much comms such wow +REP
Bee Keeper 4♚ 18 Sep, 2024 @ 8:21am 
sad hoer needs cheating boosters