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UPDATE: Notice from Super Earth High Command

Operation: Buck Tyranny - Mission Accomplished

Attention all brave Helldivers,

We are pleased to announce the successful completion of Operation: Buck Tyranny! Your unwavering dedication and valor have once again secured victory for Super Earth.

In this monumental operation, we faced a formidable adversary in the form of the Evil Sony Corp. Their attempts to impose undemocratic restrictions, specifically requiring a PSN account to fight for Super Earth, were met with fierce resistance from our forces. Through your sheer determination and resilience, we stood firm against this tyranny, refusing to yield to such oppressive demands.

We are proud to report that the Evil Sony Corp has retreated from their unjust stance. They have acknowledged the error of their ways and have rescinded their requirement for a PSN account to join the fight for Super Earth. This victory reaffirms the power of unity and solidarity among Helldivers.

Today marks a triumph for freedom and democracy. It is a testament to the strength of our collective will and our unwavering commitment to justice. Let this be a reminder that no force, however formidable, can suppress the spirit of liberty that burns within each and every one of us.

We extend our deepest gratitude to all Helldivers who participated in Operation: Buck Tyranny. Your bravery and sacrifice have secured a brighter future for Super Earth. Continue to stand tall, for together, we shall overcome any challenge that dares to threaten our freedom.

Super Earth High Command salutes you all.


OG:
Fellow defenders of liberty, gather 'round as I unravel the tangled web of disappointment that is HellDivers 2. Prepare yourselves, for what I'm about to reveal may shake the very foundations of our cherished ideals of freedom and democracy.

Let me start by saying this: HellDivers 2 is a masterpiece of cosmic proportions. The exhilarating battles, the heart-pounding action, the camaraderie forged in the crucible of war—all of it is a testament to the indomitable spirit of humanity. Never before have I felt such a rush of adrenaline as when I plunged headlong into the fray, my trusty rifle spitting righteous fury at the alien hordes.

But alas, amidst this glorious tapestry of chaos and carnage, there lurks a shadowy specter of oppression. A blight upon the very soul of our beloved Super Earth. I speak, of course, of Sony Entertainment's tyrannical decree that players must link their PSN accounts to partake in the glorious struggle for freedom.

Oh, the irony! The bitter irony of it all! Here we are, fighting tooth and nail to liberate humanity from the shackles of alien tyranny, only to find ourselves ensnared in the tangled webs of corporate greed and control. Is this what we've been fighting for? Is this the price of our hard-won victory?

By forcing us to surrender our anonymity, Sony Entertainment has struck a blow against the very principles we hold dear. Where is the freedom to fight on our own terms? Where is the liberty to choose our own path? It's as if our sacrifices mean nothing in the face of their insatiable thirst for power and control.

And so, my fellow Helldivers, I must reluctantly impart this grim truth: HellDivers 2, for all its brilliance and splendor, is tainted by the stain of corporate oppression. As we march ever onward into the abyss, let us not forget the sacrifices we've made, nor the principles for which we fight. For liberty! For Democracy! For Super Earth!