Senaste recensioner av Axcelon

Its like Diablo, Halo and crack had a baby

EDIT: highlight on the crack part, this game is addicting and i stopped playing it because its weekly rotation ♥♥♥♥ is toxic for my life.

I would be able to happily review this game that i enjoyed (for the first few levels) on my old computer, but guess what:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SECUROM HAPPENED and now i cant open the game i payed for after upgrading my pc to run games like this at more than 20 fps, why doesnt steam atleast give me a refund?

Meh... still better than Ghosts, unless you like games without lag or hitbox problems

This should be early access, no 768 resolution support, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ combat, bad UI, the "nethack in first person and real time" just doesnt work and the graphics range from "yeah, this is 3d nethack" to "is this a minecraft mod?"

wierd interface and bad movment controls, the music is really annoying and it seems like the enemy spawn rates are way smaller. this could have worked on the 90's, not now

Update: the interface is better than i thought, but you need to tweak it and the options menus are still ancient. i tried using an option called "legacy" and it crashed the game and now it crashed everytime i try loading my save

i just cant enjoy it, the game's good, but it has so many problems:
-when i try fullscreen, the game glitches and i cant see it, when i try to get it back to windowed, the same happens but in a window
-control presets?!!! what the f*ck, this is not a modern console game
-the presets are horrible, who the hell plays pc side scrollers with A to shoot and S to jump, a normal f*cking person would use Z to jump and X to shoot
-it doesnt support generic direct input controllers, i can use ONE F*CKING BUTTON AND ITS l2 AS START

i wont give it a proper review (i would like to) until this problems are adresed

i had this game for free and i still hate it:
i dont normally make reviews because of lazyness, but i had to talk about this one.
from all the games i got for free on "whos gaming now" this one is the worst. everything is just bland.
to start of, the games graphics are decent, but the spawnzones textures are just out of place; if that wasnt enough, the gameplay is stupid and generic: you just go around shooting everything that has a number on its head, and thats because the AI is non-existent, its worse than the infected in L4D; but thats not the ♥♥♥♥-kicker: level 1, 2 and 3 are easy, and from level 4 and up its just unfair, sometimes you dont even start with a melee weapon.
i could keep on talking about how bad and unconsistent the mapping is, or that the font and menus are laughable, or that there is no fov or resolution slider but im too lazy to do that.

gameplay: 2
graphics: 3
replayability: none, complete 0, plus is short as ♥♥♥♥
story: oh. i forgot to talk about the story, BECAUSE IS PRACTICLY NON EXSISTENT
total score: 3 and thats just because i just got anomaly 1 for free

DONT SPEND A SINGLE DOLAR ON THIS KONGRAGATE ♥♥♥♥

EDIT: i just realised something: 80% of the games that get greenlit are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this may not be the best example, but its really close

5 simples para NO comprarse este juego
-esta mal optimisado
-esta mal balanceado
-tiene malos graficos (en comparacion con guncraft y minecraft)
-mucho lag
-muchos campers en el modo "clasico" (ya que no se parese una mierd@ a la beta)
podria poner mas razones pero eso es suficiente, tengan en cuenta que pague $2,50 y sigue sin valer la pena

un clasico renovado con multiplayer online una galeria de bocetos desbloqueables y grandes resoluciones.
aparte viene con dos filtros de imagen que te permiten verlo com si fuera la pantalla de un arcade o uno para sacarle los pixeles

this is one of the best games ever:
-good story
-good design
-good gameplay
-good graphics (even when i played the ps3 version)
and now it has a level creator, workshop and controller support