Excuse me sir or ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture. I really wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly I'm like really against misogyny and like I'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry I'll be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasn't flirtring I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx. idk who you are but wtf XD

I miss you so much

[Intro]
Ahhhh
(Gas, gas, gas)
Ahhhh
Do you like my car?
(My car, my car,)

[Verse 1]
Guess you're ready
'Cause I'm waiting for you
It's gonna be so exciting!
Got this feeling
Really deep in my soul
Let's get out, I wanna go
Come along... get it on!

[Pre-Refrain]
Gonna take my car
Gonna see me
Gonna drive along 'til I get you
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready
But you'll like it!
I wanna race for you!
Shall I go now?

[Refrain]
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!
And be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero