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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:37am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:23pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:44am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:45am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:53pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:10am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 12:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:48am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:54am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:34am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:33am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 6:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:21pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:44am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May @ 6:39am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May @ 6:39am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:47am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:40am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:55am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May @ 5:47am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:33am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:33am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:38am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May @ 2:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:16pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:34am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:11am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:40am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:36am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 3:08pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:03am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:41am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:18am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:07pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:55am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 4:14am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 6:48am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:59pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:14pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 9:11am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 11:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:14am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:49am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:40am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:09am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:59am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:44am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:34am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:03am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:34am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:00am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:59pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:35am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:26am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 8:45am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:33am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:17am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:13am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 11:17am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 1:58pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:35am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 6:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 4:53am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:48am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 3:40pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:49pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 4:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:48am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:57am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 7:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 9:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:48pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 8:51am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:42am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 3:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:04pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 3:07am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:53am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:59pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:38pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 4:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 9:56am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:04am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:35am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 3:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:38pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 12:48pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:08am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:37am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:58pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:59pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 May @ 5:47am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:18am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:16pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:53am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:34am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:13am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 9:29am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:33pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:50am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:43am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:10pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 7:01am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:17pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 8:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:00am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:15am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:32am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:47am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:39pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:41am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:41am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 3:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:16pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 4:53am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 4:53am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:22am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:30pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 1:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 1:28am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 4:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:39am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:21am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:47am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 1:28am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:30am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:30pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 11:53am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:50pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:59pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 5:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 10:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 1:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 9:29am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 4:36am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:01pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 4:54pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:21am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:47am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:31am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 4:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:36am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 4:53am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 5:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:04am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:21pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 7:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:31am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:30pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:43am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:34am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 1:04am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 2:18am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:22am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:24am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 4:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:37pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:43pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 4:46am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 1:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 1:28am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:31am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:37am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:03pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:55am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:10am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:10am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 2:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:24am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:01am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 5:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:53am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:38am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:47am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:21am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 9:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:38pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:38am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 5:50pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 11:52am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 3:34am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:30pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:52am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:46pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 2:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:48am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:04am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:36am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:03pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:24pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 8:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:31am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:35pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:38pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:53pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 5:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:30am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:31am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:02am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:38am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:39am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:45am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 4:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:25am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:16am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:07am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:17pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:35pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 11:14am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:39am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 5:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 7:07am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 7:07am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:08am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:08am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:31am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:29am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:53am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 6:21am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:48am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:08am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:08am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:35pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:38pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:51am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 7:06am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:45am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 4:28am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:19am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:25am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:34am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 3:40pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:39pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 3:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 5:29am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:21am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:25am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:25am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 3:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 3:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:00am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:10am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:39am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 9:11am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:15pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:14am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:04am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 7:52am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:02am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 4:28am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 4:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 8:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 8:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:28am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 4:31am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 2:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:53am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 9:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:18pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 7:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 6:20am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:46am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:38am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:38am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:21am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:45am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 3:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:19am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:01am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 9:45am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 9:16am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:56am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 5:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:45am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:23am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:23am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:25am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 9:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:48am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 1:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:30pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 5:29am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:20am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:20am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 5:04am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:51pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:19am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:49pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 4:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:37pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 10:17am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:37am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:22am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:33am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:17am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 6:54am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 3:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:47am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:30am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:02am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 7:39am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 9:19am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:51am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 3:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:53am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:39am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 8:09am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:53am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:27am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:37am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:04am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 8:45am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:55am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 4:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:22am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:46am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:53pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 9:23am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 4:28am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:53am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:39am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:25am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:45am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 8:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:37pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked