Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Crybaby.

omg colt is that you???

is too scared to 1v1 a sem because he knbows he would lose, GG

AITA for unplugging my granddad's (69M) life support so that I could donate the life insurance money to pokimane?

So my granddad (69M) was on the hospital bed, and the doctors said he had about 2 months left to live. when i (34M) was waiting by the side of my dying grandpa, I booted up my laptop to watch some pokimane, and to my surprise, SHE SHOWED THE STREAM HER FOOT!!!! Seeing that glorious stinky goodness awakened something inside of me and I knew that I just HAD to give her my money. but being 34 years old, unemployed, and living in my mom's basement, I had no money to give. So I went with the only logical choice: Killing my grandpa for the insurance money! I went over to the hospital bed, looked him in the eye, and whispered: "This is for Pokimane" before unplugging his life support, all the while staring him down to assert dominance. after all, what's 2 months to live compared to having a goddess read my twitch handle on stream? so tell me reddit, AITA?

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