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Suddenly I felt the urge to pop her in the head with a lava lamp that was on the table next to us. All the lava-goo inside burned her face and some of it slipped on my crotch. Naturally I screamed in pain and so did she. Naturally we started kissing in a sumo squat position, wiggling our anally inserted pickle rick butt plugs around, producing soundwaves that made the whole building collapse.
Now I own a car dealership in the mid-west and live a happy live with my family, but boy do I sure miss those times.