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Like the M13 is a very cool weapon and all, however! THIS GUN CANNOT HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN AND DOES NEGATIVE DAMAGE, EVEN THE MAR40 ACTUALLY DOES DAMAGE IF IT MANAGES TO HIT SOMETHING. THE DAY THIS ♥♥♥♥ ASS SIDEARM GOT ADDED, ALL WE GOT AS MARINES WAS ANOTHER WAY TO GRIEF OURSELVES! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xenodevs are cackling their ass off! next time I see somebody pick M13 autopistol I’m going to PB him, this will save agruably more operations then when an E1 walks around bumbling about tickling xenos and FFing marines! Thanks, this was my TEDtalk!

Where are my Shotguns warrior? Have you killed those Scavs yet? What about my Pocket Watch, where is it!

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Advertising wondrous things.

Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
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I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
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Where seagulls flew over their nest.
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