Recent reviews by EstusBot

Fantastic Experience

Possibly one of the worst games I've ever played in my life. If you like hitting the enemy 46 times and being told you've gotten "critical hits" on them, then dying to a single retaliatory shot, this is the game for you.

Apparently the only people who play this game are real life ghosts of actual veteran WW2 tank crews, as nobody will ever miss you, not even a single time. The prospect of dying instantly after driving for 15 minutes in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clapped out starter tank is wonderful!

If you play this game you're a maso-sadist and you need to own up to it, or you are so drenched in autism that basic human interaction is crippling. I hate you all, the company that makes this game should be foreclosed by the bank.

Nissan and Subaru fight in this game, very good. throw a punch game!

lego

Log in to play some Halo:Reach Social games!

Notice I can't move using my mouse or WASD.

Go into settings to try to change the preferred control scheme and see it's greyed out.

Have to back out to the main menu to swap control schemes

Get banned for leaving a singular Social game....

Pretty dark, saw a few Souls i think?

This is the biggest pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've ever had the misfortune of playing.

The AI is absolutely garbage, The game is janky, the controls barely exist, the menus are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHORE to work through.

How do people buy this game every single year unironically?

good

I would wait for a sale on this, but the content is engaging for me. It's not worth its full price, however.

So, You can side with either the Rebels or the First order (or go a third, scoundrel route)

and each faction has droids you can take home! Awesome right?

For what ever reason if I leave my First Order Aligned Sim alone with my First Order droid, she only praises the rebels and scolds the droid, causing it to shock her (which empties your energy bar to 0 every time.)

Why is my First Order character being so mean to my first order droid, and why is she praising the rebels??? This is insanely annoying because it's lowering my droid's opinion of me every time it happens.

This game is great, I love the aesthetic of it so much, but the difficulty spike is so massive and so sudden that its going to be a minute before I can possibly beat this game. Its a '1 hit and your dead' game like hotline miami and the first boss is a guy with an AK-47 and all you can do is run straight at him, no cover, no obstacles. Its a flat room and you just have to figure it out.

Honestly had me pulling my hair out, yes I rage quit for now. I just want to say, to whoever made that specific fight, You're ruining an otherwise perfect game.