AvakadoKedavra's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 4:10am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 5:38am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 8:05am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:27pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 5:36am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 6:58am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 8:23am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 10:34am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 11:58am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 3:13am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 6:44am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 8:19am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 2:01pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 5:28am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:14pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 7:41am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 5:50am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 7:12am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 6:44am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 4:46am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 9:04am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 8:17am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 10:48am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 8:17am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 4:55am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 8:17am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 10:09am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 6:39am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:20am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 5:00am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:31pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 4:05am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 4:15am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 5:53am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 5:46am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:07am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 5:51am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 9:58am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 7:01am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:52am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 6:51am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 8:21am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 10:18am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 12:54pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 6:56am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 6:42am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:24pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 9:45am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 1:13pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 10:45am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 6:30am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 6:18am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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