I’ve peed in many bottles and quite a few cups. If you press your pee hole too hard against a bottle trying to pee in a soda bottle mouth without expertly aiming it will form a vacuum seal and then exploded pee out everywhere, it’s dangerous. Gatorade bottles are the best because you can drape the end of your wiener over the rim and pee straight in one handed. However, the MOST IMPORTANT tip is that when you pee whilst sitting back in a car seat, your hips and butt are really far back and down so you’ll naturally pick your butt up a bit as you pee (bracing yourself on your left foot and hand on the steering wheel). You can get 90% out this way but when you sit back into your our seat fully and your pelvis tucks back again, you will pee the rest in your pants. Try to keep the bottle on your wiener during this to catch spurts, napkins are often not enough for this extra spurtage.

Guys who think they’re born to be porn stars usually have one thing in common: They have enormous schlongs.

And sure, having a big penis doesn’t hurt. (We mean your chances of getting in the porn biz, not the poor woman who has to endure that Moby ♥♥♥♥. That totally hurts.)

Porn director Adam Glasser—who goes by the professional name Seymore Butts—says that the industry penile average is 8 inches. “A few are shorter,” he says, “but many are longer.”

I think you have what it takes, do you??

Willing to part with that Chieftain's? It's my dream solly unusual, so if you can get back to a price would be much appreciated. Thanks!

sir

added for trade

Hello bro.I'm looking for unique-looking weapons, are you willing to exchange?

would you do 13 keys for the Aussie frontier justice?

COOL TRADE

VERY GOOD

YOU WANT WRENCH

I WANT KEY

TAKE WRENCH NOW

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added to sell an aussie

If i get a copy of the item in mvm, i will get back to you then. Thank you for the offer

ey boss, you removed ol' baitster sadfayce

Avagamtomos: hey guys it's getting late, i'll talk to you tomorrow. (last online 69 days ago)

Merry Christmas nerd

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You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck!

Sir, where u go?

he doesnt want to come to comment section coz no nut november

Sir, where you go?

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heard you like yoshi

TRAP

play something else

a wise decision

♥♥♥ i regret this decision

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

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avocado game

Ava play pug seriously tho

-rep gets trickstabbed by bots

When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3

WHO ARE YOU??!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FRICK

your sfm pic
https://imgur.com/a/ABNj8

Avo epic gamer

Hey u up? wyd?

are you gay? if so, why?

hello sir