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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:27pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 10:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 9:23am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 1:07pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:45pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:31pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:40pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:18am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:42am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:13pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:17pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 1:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 12:16pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:40pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:40pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:40pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:25pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:35pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:24am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 7:58pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 10:16pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:31pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 4:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:28pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:24am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 9:47pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:21am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 7:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:21am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:31pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:05pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:30am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:55pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:40pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:40pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:40pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:35pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 6:54am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 9:23am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:13pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 1:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 4:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:46pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 7:45am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:40pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:41pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:48am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:50am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:31pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:21am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:33pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 7:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 1:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 4:25pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:08am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:08am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:12am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:46pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:55pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:55pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:22pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:47pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:07am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:32am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:47pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:53am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:17pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:56am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:05am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:53pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:13pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 9:51pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 7:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:24pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:41pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:35am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:47pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:43pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:13am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:55am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:27pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:24pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:39am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:36pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 4:23pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:53pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:30am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:08pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 6:56am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:44pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:26pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:07pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 10:27pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 6:58am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:53am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:25pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:11am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:21am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:48am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:23am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:49am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:42pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:09pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:36pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:37pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 4:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:56am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:30pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:07am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:03pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:57pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:05am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:13am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:11pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:42pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:55pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:34pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:19pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:20pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:49am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:27pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:27pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:05am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:04pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 6:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:30pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:07pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:07am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:24pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:56am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:00am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:07am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:11am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:12am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:05pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:12pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:47pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:42pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 5:19pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 12:46pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:13pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:06am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:20am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:41pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:13am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:08am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:05pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:35pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:12pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:40pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:46pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:28pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:46pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:56pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:10pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:32am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:20pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:00am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:14am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:03am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:19pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:06am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:05pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:12am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:17am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:19pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:42pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:11pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:06pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:11pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:24pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:21pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:47pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:52pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:55pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:20pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:49pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:36pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:36pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 4:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:38pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:52pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:53pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:11pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:16pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:56pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:47pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:14am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:28pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:34pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:34pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:43pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:45pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:37am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:41pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:48am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:40pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:14am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:11pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:12pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:16am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:21pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:10pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:39am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:08am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:43am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:11pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:09pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:28pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:27pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:42pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:13pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:21pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:56pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:56pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:56pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:21pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:08am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:36pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:56am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:22pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:20pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:25pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:56pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:00pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:21pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:55am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:14am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:55pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:39pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 2:09pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 2:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:20am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:07am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:51pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:21pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:07pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:32pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 10:32pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:38pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:26pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:40pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:14am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:18pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:40am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:24am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:18pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:19pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:25pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:43pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:05am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:50pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:43am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:44pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:13am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:31pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:14pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:51am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:24pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:01pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 10:14pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:56am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:18am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:43pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:27pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:13am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked