JD "Jorkin Depeanus" Vance
Omaha, Nebraska, United States
 
 
Listen, wife’s going out tonight. I’m gonna have the guys over, we’re gonna watch the fish on the big screen. I’m gonna grill up some brats, I got a microbrew chilling in my wet bar, and I was gonna warm up some ziti. Why don’t you come by if you got some triple fried pizza dough, or some kinda frozen meatballs, or whatever it is you can warm it up in my microwave, or warm it up back at home bring it over piping hot, but if you wanna bring over a vegetable medley, a crudités. Figure out how much lunch meat you can spare, maybe bring over a pound and a half, maybe two pounds of black forest ham, maybe a dijon mustard spread, any kind of dessert, maybe a german chocolate cake or something like that. I’d tell you what would make you a big hit with the dudes is get some key lime pie, al la mode, I’m talking about ice cream on the side. and you have got to have a bite of my homemade ziti, I’m just gonna warm her up, she’s been in the freeze. You know what I love are them hot mozzarella sticks, cube them up, put them in some marinara sauce, you have them on standby. Sure you can’t go wrong with some sour cream and onion, so long as you bring ridged chips.
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Archivolt 25 OCT 2024 a las 21:06 
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A Knight 19 ABR 2023 a las 22:04 
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Lady World 15 ABR 2023 a las 18:27 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.
A Knight 1 SEP 2022 a las 18:35 
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mbreadman 23 ABR 2021 a las 19:12 
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