Heed this prophecy, for one day it will come true. On that day, the skies turned dark, and the sun sat forever. Ten thousand enemy minions swarmed the great fortress, and our heroes are exhausted! Just as all hope was lost. A great star fell from the heavens, and from its smoldering ashes! Came a figure...A fat one. It was a pig. Oh, wait. There are five pigs! The five pigs all looked identical, and they fought like demons. The battlefield rang with the echo of, “RAMPAGE! RAMPAGE! RAMPAGE!” The enemies were no more...Heed this my friend. For this is the prophecy passed onto you. Pass it along, and spread the rumors. Um...I mean the legend of the Porko.