For the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?

Hey /a/, femanom here. I heard you guys are all horny about this dumb doll anime. Dolls are for little girls and dorks, don't you know? Bedsides, what would you wanna do with her? ♥♥♥♥ her? Even she would laugh at you, she might just even let you do it just to humiliate you. I bet she'll even let you get rough and ♥♥♥ inside just to laugh at how pathetic you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a doll. She'd probably even scream and moan and pretend to be turned on to laugh at your horny face.

What's funny is you've clearly never met a real US Navy SEAL, US Special Forces(for all branches) screen for certain attributes, inability to control your temper, arrogance, and lack of discipline are all attributes that automatically disqualify a candidate. Not to mention? if you did participate in a "secret" raid(in other words classified), talking about it before declassification could be considered treason--a capital offence. Lying about Military service is a felony itself. You must be 12.

I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE YOU BACK IN COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER 200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS EMAIL YOU MIGHT HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE THIS SITE. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS NICE EMAILING YOU. KEEP SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY YOU FOR IT.

If there is one thing that I absolutely can't stand, it's vaginas. Out of all of the things in existence, I can only think of two that are more poorly designed than vaginas: the platypus and the original XBox. Seriously, these things are awful. If you actually enjoy vaginas, you're a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs:go with me (Im a global elite, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Tiger Tooth? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :smiley: