Met a guy, he shot me in the face with the bow. Next life, went to a house, they were performing a satanic ritual. We prayed to Shrek over the fire without any pants on. Someone began playing All star and we were shot immediately. We tried to stealth kill a boar, and it wasn't a boar. It was a bear. We made a shed, and I locked all of my friends in. We began to expand, and we got some decent gear. We met someone named Anal, and he said he could suck us up. We killed him because he wouldn't give us his pants. We met someone who would not shut up with an Asian voice, and continued to say "Ding ding madafaka" so we took about 10 minutes to kill him with arrows and rocks. We lost our house in the process. We finally found out house again, and it was inhabited by what I like to call "The Machine Gun Men" one of my friends began playing "This is the End" as we made out final stand on the roof. We jumped off, broke our legs, and were unmercifully killed with M4's. We found Anal again after we all died. I then met someone called Iron Tarkus whom I had recently summoned in Dark Souls. We made a group oath about killing the Machine gun men. We met the "asian" man again and he challenged us. Bears and wolves began to chase us as we attempted to kill him with rocks. Iron Tarkus, Anal and I finally managed to kill him. We were making a new house when a Machine gun man broke in. He was wearing a towel over his head and gave me a MP5. I decided I would have my revenge and killed him. Anal, Iron Tarkus and my friends met up again and we met someone called Kim Jong Un. He asked us if North Korea was that way, and we told him he'd just missed it. He typed kill in console after screaming "NORTH KOREA!!!!!!" Ironically enough we met Joseph Kony not far afterwards and we decided to keep him in our group. Kim Jong Un found us again, and we shot him once again. We then had a battle with the machine gun men while unarmed. We lost. I met a very generous individual who gave me multiple shotguns and tons of ammo. While we were setting up another army of sheds the "asian" man had found us again. He kept screaming "ding ding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" once again. He said we couldn't kill him, because he had his die move. I then proceeded to shoot him, but on sunglasses and say "Good thing I brought my kill move then." And upbeat jazz music began to play.

10/10 Would play again