Recent reviews by Astrelt

This is the most excited I have ever been for a game release based on the gameplay alone. This demo is worth it's weight in gold. I'm so excited in fact, that I wrote my first ever review for a demo. I will be buying the full release, I will likely 100% the full release, and then I'll fully release afterwards.

You're the game from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.

Have you ever wanted to play a game where sucking off every man you see is not only possible, but necessary for your survival?

She Suzy on my Cube. There is no punchline.

There's a woman in my head and she calls me stud-muffin.

Probably the best Touhou instalment yet.

Battling the urge to throw my friend into the nearest block. It's what Hatty would want.

I can't stop. I'm constantly gnorping, day and night, rain or shine. My parents have kicked me out of the house for my gnorping habits, evicting me from my gnorp cave. My girlfriend left me after I gnorped for 17 straight hours, leaving our only son stuck in the car during a hot summer noon. My career is in shambles for gnorping on the job. After my boss caught me gnorping so much I was sent home never to return. I can't do anything but gnorp anymore. It's all that's left of me.

I am imbued with the power of 34 hot dogs.

Just as horrifying and fun as it was when I was a child. What more could I ask for?