Recent reviews by Goo Lagoon

Dog water CEO

Inshallah it stays good

:steamsad:

space = huge? (big if true)

---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is - If your system can support the maximum graphical settings of course
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Music}---
☐ Amazing
☑ Great
☐ Pretty good
☐ Decent
☐ Background Noise
☐ None

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast - The game has some optimization issues, where new patches can cause FPS drops that require deleting Shader Cache in order to restore FPS (Shader Cache located in %Appdata%/Roaming/ArrowHead/Helldivers2)
☐ $1000+ Build
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press ‚W‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage - Features 9 difficulty levels, which change the types of enemies encountered rather than direct stat changes (i.e. squishier enemies/less loot), so the difficulty ranges from "Just press W" to "Dark Souls" depending on individual skill and difficulty selected.
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑ Average - There is not a primary "plot" your self-insert protagonist experiences, but a galactic-scale RTS where you are an individual unit.
☐ Good
☐ Amazing
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long - However long you enjoy the gameplay loop, as it is quite fun but falls under the "endless" category, but they have been consistently good on releasing new content to keep it interesting.
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price if spending $40USD on a game is a financially OK decision
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Gifting me directly is a more sound financial decision

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never had any
☑ Minor bugs - Nothing game-breaking, but common bugs occur when an update releases and affects certain weapons and upgrades causing them to not work, however only a couple of items affected (usually) and AH is good at communicating their awareness of the bugs and a rough ETA for a fix when they can safely make one.
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Bethesda
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for terminids

---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is - If your system can support the maximum graphical settings of course
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Music}---
☐ Amazing
☐ Great
☑ Pretty good
☐ Decent
☐ Background Noise
☐ None

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens - late teens/Mature teens - Parental discretion advised -- The game features very mature themes (i.e. a CP trafficking ring and an active school shooter as the most mature content within); however, they are approached with as much tact and maturity as one can in a video game, as opposed to "Yeah my game is edgy and covers dark themes *insanely problematic material barely protected by the guise of "bringing awareness"* "
☑ Adults

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ $1000+ Build - The game is very well optimized for what it is both in performance and size (i.e. In early access, the game was 98gb, yet has released at only ~50gb with nearly twice the content), however, the sheer complexity of the AI and Command systems in lieu of the hand-crafted detail of each area require a PC built for the gaming experience (Definitely can be determined within the Steam 2-hour refund limit if you would like to test your PC's capabilities).
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage - Once you get used to the mechanics of the game, it is very "simple", but mastering your ability to "A+" or "S" complete a mission is an enjoyable challenge.
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑ Average - The story telling is very environmental/subtle (a la Dark Souls), there is not a primary "plot" your self-insert protagonist experiences, aside from connecting world/environmental events within missions. (i.e. multiple missions related to a drug-running operation or illicit pornography operation will have environmental story telling which connects them).
☐ Good
☐ Amazing
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long - Would have been a solid Average, however "Ironman Mode" (Hardcore, 1-life permadeath) runs extend game time if you desire a punishing experience.
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price if spending $50USD on a game is a financially OK decision, but I feel $40USD would be a more solid price-point.
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Venmo-ing me directly is a more sound financial decision

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never had any
☑ Minor bugs - The AI can be a bit funky every now and then, primarily reaction time and ability to trace through walls/surfaces.
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Bethesda
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

codependency-pilled/10

goated

economy is kil

Good.