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8.0 hrs on record
"Big Bad Wolf turned info the Sheriff" might sound like an unusual premise, but the captivating story presented in this game series brings this concept to life in an unforgettable way. Set in the world of Fabletown, this narrative-driven adventure takes players on a journey through mystery, intrigue, and moral dilemmas that will keep you hooked from start to finish.

The central character, Bigby Wolf, is a complex protagonist whose transformation from a notorious villain to a sheriff is both intriguing and satisfying to witness. The game masterfully delves into his internal struggle, showing the constant battle between his savage instincts and his newfound sense of duty.
Posted 7 August, 2023.
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1.8 hrs on record
Oh boy, where do I even start with Lunch Lady? This game is like a wild crush who is just itching to smack you in the face, and the only thing standing between you and her wrath are a bunch of answer pages scattered around the school.

First things first, let us talk about the Lunch Lady herself. She is basically like the Hulk, but instead of getting angry and turning green, she gets angry and turns into a smacking machine. And let me tell you, she is not a happy camper. Every time she catches you, you will feel like you are getting smacked in the face by a giant frying pan.

But fear not, my brave gamer friends, because you have got a mission to complete. Your job is to find all of those answer pages before the Lunch Lady can catch you. It is like a game of hide-and-seek, but with a crazy person on your tail. Good luck with that.
Posted 22 February, 2023.
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106.1 hrs on record
If you are looking for a game that will keep you on the edge of your seat, look no further than the Hitman trilogy! This series is a true masterpiece of sneakiness and strategy, where you play as Agent 47 and complete missions with a variety of creative killing methods. The levels are detailed and complex, offering new and exciting ways to eliminate your targets each time. And the best part? You get to do it all while feeling like a James Bond-style secret agent.

So grab your suit and silverballers, and get ready to have some sneaky, strategy-filled fun!
Posted 2 February, 2023.
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199.2 hrs on record
Cities Skylines is the ultimate city-building simulator, where the only thing that grows faster than your population is the list of DLCs available in the Steam store. With a starting plot of land and a few bucks in your pocket, you will embark on a journey to create the city of your dreams.

From basic services like power and water to complex systems like mass transit and districts, the game has it all. And lets not forget the incredible tilt-shift graphics that will make you feel like a God looking down upon your creation.

If you are looking for more challenges, the Steam Workshop has got your back with a wealth of user-generated content, including mods that increase the difficulty or offer unlimited funds. Grab your mouse and start building, because the sky is the limit in Cities Skylines.
Posted 2 February, 2023.
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506.7 hrs on record
Clicker Heroes: The game where you will wear out your mouse and make your finger the strongest muscle in your body.
I currently have 506.7 hours of non-stop clicking, but who is counting besides me?

The journey to becoming a hero never ends in this addictive game, where killing enemies and collecting gold is just the beginning. Upgrade your characters, conquer boss levels, and collect Hero Souls to become the ultimate hero. Just do not forget to rest your finger every now and then or risk becoming the real-life embodiment of the clicking hero.

A warning to all: if you are looking for a game to pass the time, look elsewhere. This one will have you hooked for days, possibly even weeks. Get ready to become the hero of your own clicking adventure!
Posted 2 February, 2023.
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75.0 hrs on record (73.0 hrs at review time)
Red Dead Redemption 2 is a wild west adventure that will have you counting your gold bars like a hoarder counting their pennies. The world is vast and spans five fictional U.S. states, each with its unique geography and challenges. You play as Arthur Morgan, a tough cowboy who is a part of the notorious Van der Linde gang, led by the charismatic Dutch van der Linde. The gang is filled with a colorful cast of characters, each with their own personalities and quirks.

But the real stars of the game are the gold bars. It takes dozens of quests just to earn a nickels worth of these precious metals. They are so sacred that even the wealthy oil magnate Leviticus Cornwall and the Pinkerton Detective Agency are after them. But, with the help of your trusty horse and quick draw, you will navigate through the dangerous world and keep your gold bars safe from all the riff-raff.

In conclusion, Red Dead Redemption 2 is a hilarious and thrilling journey through the wild west. So, grab your horse, count your gold bars and get ready for an adventure of a lifetime!
Posted 2 February, 2023.
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80.2 hrs on record
New World is the ultimate test of patience and endurance.
If you are looking for a game where you can spend hours just grinding and running back and forth to gain experience, then this is the game for you! Set in the mystical world of Aeternum during the Age of Exploration, this game will transport you to a world filled with resources to gather and enemies to face. From fierce creatures to rival players, the world is your oyster! And the best part? You get to do all of this by foot... or by teleportation through Shrines located in settlements and landmarks. Plus, with a player-driven economy, you'll be able to barter with other players for the ultimate survival experience.
So, if you are ready to test your patience and endurance, grab your walking shoes and get ready to explore the New World!
Posted 2 February, 2023.
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146.3 hrs on record (105.9 hrs at review time)
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is a thrilling ride through the battlefields of Afghanistan, Russia, Europe and the United States. But just when you thought the non-stop action was too much to handle, Steam disconnects and sends you back to reality. One minute you are saving the world, the next you are staring at your desktop. It is like getting a hug from your mom after a scary movie. Just when you think it is over, Steam reconnects and sends you back into the chaos. But, hey, at least you are not actually in a war-torn country, right?
Posted 6 December, 2022. Last edited 2 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Amnesia Rebirth: The Game Where You Get Stuck in a Cave for 98 Years.

If you're looking for a good laugh and a long-term commitment, then look no further! In this thrilling adventure, you get to play as Tasi, who after waking up from a plane crash with no memories, sets off on a journey to find her missing companions. Little did she know, her journey would lead her to be permanently stuck inside a stone in a cave. Talk about taking the expression "being stuck in a rock and a hard place" to a whole new level!

And just when you thought the fun was over, the save feature will spawn you back in the same location each time you start the game, ensuring that you will be stuck in that cave for the next 98 years. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a long-term relationship with Amnesia Rebirth! But beware, supernatural darkness is stalking from afar, and their intentions are uncertain and nefarious, so you might want to stock up on snacks and a good book because you are going to be sitting inside the rock for a long time!
Posted 31 October, 2021. Last edited 2 February, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Custom Radio stations such as by using URLs is not implemented.
The Boom Box decays after just a quick run around the block, I thought that the Boom Boxes would be working as long as they had electricity, but sadly not - in which case makes most of the other items of the pack turn off.

I like Rust, but this DLC is not worth the price tag at current level of functionality. I would suggest against purchasing it for the moment.
Posted 2 July, 2021.
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