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Ascendance 1 Jan @ 12:05am 
Sorry I don't really trade. I don't really think I have that much for items and the items that I do have that have value I use ingame so I don't really want to give them up.
JacK 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40pm 
hello, added to talk about your tf2 skins :D
Mr. Philosophy 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm 
bot scum
Mr. Philosophy 18 Aug, 2020 @ 1:12am 
+rep He does the cleaning very good,. and will do thingsd for very cheap good man when the thing go rong he work hard and thing go fix yes. This man does good sex, best sex he cooms very slow,m last long time he last 25 mins in sleeping structure mmmmmmm gooood yes? Helps old ladys cross road, and gives gooid vacuum for very cheap only 20$ he does very many things. Good gamer very good at games last time hes game yes ok thanks for yr time.
Mr. Philosophy 13 Jul, 2020 @ 7:25pm 
Sans
RoyTheBigBoy 13 Jul, 2020 @ 2:06pm 
Sans
RoyTheBigBoy 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:08pm 
MMMmmmmmM. Yup yup. Very good. mmMMMMmm. Absolutely superb. *Smacks lips* Oh yeah. Just so tasty. *Moans hubristically* You just keep lathering up that burrito baby.
Mr. Philosophy 21 Feb, 2020 @ 2:09am 
TRUST ME, when you fire this game up...
Your little ♥♥♥♥ing nuts are gonna start quaking buddy.
Your little nuts are going be quaking
AWWW YEAHH
YEAHHHHHHH
YOURE GONNA SHOOT ♥♥♥!
YOURE GONNA SHOOT ♥♥♥!
YOURE GONNA SHOOT HOT ♥♥♥ EVERY WHERE!
AND THATS A-THATS A PROMISE
THATS A PROMISE FOLKS
THATS A ♥♥♥♥ING PROMISE RIGHT THERE
YOURE GONNA SHOOT ♥♥♥♥ING HOT ♥♥♥♥
ALL OVER YOUR COMPUTER-
ALL OVER YOUR MECHANICAL KEYBOARD
AND YOUR RAZER MOUSE,


I SWEAR TO GOD. THAT YOU WILL BUST A NUT
Mr. Philosophy 30 Jan, 2020 @ 11:14pm 
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin cooming. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM COOM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM COOM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM COOM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN MAN, I COOM IN MAN" and my mother very angry me.
MapleSlap 14 Jul, 2019 @ 11:21am 
UwU Daddy! I want you to ♥♥♥ all over my hairy ♥♥♥♥♥♥s and then lick it up like an Ethiopian child liking up any possible nutrients to survive
RoyTheBigBoy 25 Jun, 2018 @ 4:49pm 
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin.
RoyTheBigBoy 23 May, 2018 @ 9:37am 
Thicc boi deliverin them ass whoopings of biblical proportions.
RoyTheBigBoy 9 Mar, 2018 @ 4:47pm 
Spicy Pupperino
Kolteen 22 Nov, 2017 @ 6:06pm 
Litest person i know
Ascendance 22 Jun, 2017 @ 11:55am 
Yay 100 Games!!!
Mr. Philosophy 5 Aug, 2016 @ 1:27pm 
These Comments Disturb Me.
RoyTheBigBoy 28 Jun, 2016 @ 7:16pm 
A story yet to be finished...
RoyTheBigBoy 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
An intelligent, but awkward character that watches a substantial amount of anime. An absolute disturbance owed to his bodies closeness to wiggily jello and too much alone time. Because of this, he has become a basement hog known as... Jiggly(Jerkoff?) Jerry!
RoyTheBigBoy 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
Truly Dapper... A short bearded man held striking resemblance to an Ewok with an additional set of compelling iron thighs. His mere sight could strike through the heart of one million children and end all with his steady steel blade. His brand soared the earth... Solid Dwarf!!!
RoyTheBigBoy 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
The elegant hood sliced through wind as if a knife had cut butter. His beak a powerful yellow and feathers a silky white that combined to construct an overall alluring being. The farmyard bird.... The Hooded ♥♥♥♥!
RoyTheBigBoy 28 Jun, 2016 @ 4:44pm 
My jaw dropped due to a scandalous flow of monstrous words that feld his mouth at a alarming rate... I screamed his name in horror... Racist Asian Man!!!
RoyTheBigBoy 28 Jun, 2016 @ 4:43pm 
His thin yet powerful blade pierced my torso with stupendous effort; after all, i was made of steel. He proceeded to stuff the wound with his fishy filling known as sodium and screamed a maniacal scream... Salty Swordfish!!!!!
RoyTheBigBoy 28 Jun, 2016 @ 4:40pm 
As I pondered to myself, my mind exploded with outrageous life changing thoughts that painted the walls red. I was shot... I proceeded to engulf the bullet down my throat and scream...Larry Longsworth!
RoyTheBigBoy 28 Jun, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
At age six i was born without a face exclaiming my life to the floor in which I was dropped through due to pregnancy. Life is rough
HasPotatoAim 21 Feb, 2016 @ 2:55pm 
mah boi
Ascendance 16 Jul, 2015 @ 3:40pm 
this background is worth the 8 cents
Ascendance 22 Apr, 2013 @ 3:22pm 
it's beutiful