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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Not for the faint of heart because someone on the dev team had the BRILLIANT idea of adding unkillable sea creatures (one of them being a jumpscare since it doesn't show up until you're close to its spawn point) that chase you quickly on the map so you aren't able to progress easily. This game also has way too much grind.

If this game was more like the tutorial area, which had no monsters whatsoever, I'd be reviewing this as a simple time waster/ simulator for autists. But its just not worth it. Use your money on something else.
Posted 2 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
375.6 hrs on record (194.4 hrs at review time)
This game has turned into "spamming your strong moves every second while showing off that $8 skin that you just bought". Only thing this game does nowadays is be better than Icons and Brawlout.
Posted 19 April, 2019. Last edited 19 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Today I learned what a flogger is. Also, the game is an hour long and you're able to cheese the score by making haystacks over and over. Only play if you get off on obtaining meaningless achievements.
Posted 14 April, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Lazier on everything except graphics compared to the previous game. Also has more locked content than said previous game.
Posted 11 April, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.6 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
frustrating controls and dickish level design ruin a potentially decent platformer.
Posted 29 March, 2019.
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20 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
3.7 hrs on record
Crashes on level 24. I also got multiple achievements by completing the same level multiple times instead of the intended levels.
Posted 23 March, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Takes about an hour to get all three endings and then there's no more reason to play the game unless you speedrun.
Posted 9 March, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
DO NOT buy this game! There are much better platformers out there. This game has some of the worst controls in a platformer I've played in a while(unresponsive, slippery, confusing), unnecessary beat em' up combat that punishes every mistake and slows the game to a crawl. If you want a platformer that's 100% stop & go, there are way better options gameplay and graphics-wise.
Posted 9 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.
Posted 11 February, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Game has been abandoned. Do not buy it!
Posted 27 December, 2018.
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