AssMan69
Peri   Berkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence.
Currently In-Game
THE FINALS
Just as the UNSC intended.
I own a Spartan Laser for point-defence, since that’s what the UNSC intended.
Four Sangheili breach my mess hall.
“What the Devil?”, I mutter, as I grab my CH252 standard issue combat helmet and Weapon Anti-Vehicle Model 6 R Grindell Galilean Nonlinear Rifle.
Splaser a golf ball sized hole through the first Elite, it’s dead on the spot. Draw charge on the second Elite, miss it entirely since the targeting optic wasn’t smart-linked to my HUD and splash-atomise the bulkhead instead.
I have to resort to the M68 ALIM at the back of the mess hall loaded with depleted uranium slugs, “OOHRAH!” a single slug shreds two Elites in the Mach 40 blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off various hull-breach alarms.
Fix my grandfather’s contraband Kemuksuru and charge the last terrified split-chin. It bleeds out waiting on an ONI exfil to arrive since in-tissue Blamite detonations are impossible to stitch up, just as the UNSC intended.
Recent Activity
167 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
9.3 hrs on record
last played on 17 Apr
88 hrs on record
last played on 24 Mar
Waifu Material 23 Mar @ 10:41am 
This man took me to the woods and made me hug a tree naked :hunterprofile:
simaadelin22 6 Mar @ 5:44am 
BULANGIU:steamthumbsup:
Waifu Material 20 Feb @ 3:16pm 

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Waifu Material 25 Jan @ 5:01pm 
relax your anus 10/10 breedable
Waifu Material 22 Jan @ 4:01pm 
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Waifu Material 19 Jan @ 11:15am 
+rep has a nice wikifeet profile