Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)."

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"Oh wow, thanks for the TED Talk, Shakespeare! 📜😂 Bro really went from ‘just friends’ to ‘I’d knead your back like dough’ in 0.5 seconds. 💀 But sorry, my friend list is curated—like a fine art museum, and rn you’re giving ‘meme scribbled on a napkin’ energy. 🖼️😌 The request glitched? Must be fate saving you from my deadly cooties~ 😷⚡ Stay cool, my guy… but maybe chill? ❄️👀"

You ♥♥♥♥ with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7

Also, its just childish.
Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans.
And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.

So grow the ♥♥♥♥ up.
Leave furries alone
And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives masturbating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.

You ♥♥♥♥ with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7

Also, its just childish.
Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans.
And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.

So grow the ♥♥♥♥ up.
Leave furries alone
And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives masturbating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

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