Recent reviews by Asmodeaus

Amazing. Too busy playing to write more.

Major order completed

When it runs, its great, but every three days there is a billion gigabyte update that the game pretends you need to play something you already own. The downloads are basically a guy verbally screaming ones and zeros into an analog phone-line that a second dude writes down on a paper and sends by carrier pigeon to a third guy who is entirely innumerate, so no matter how fast your connection speed is, it will still take all night.

They think spending 9 to 11 downloading Twin updates and then crashing is realism but its a Towering mistake

Vatniks

This is currently my favorite "click on the icon and watch it crash" simulator. My specs are way ahead of the requirements. Please make a game that works.