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This game have made me suicidal, it alone makes me not want to have ANYTHING to do with the resident evil series, I'm convinced this absolute man made horror could have given me some type of cancer had i played it anymore. It's the worst 20$ of my life, the 20$ i spend actively made my life worse, had I gone through the entirety of my life again, without playing this game, then I'd have been a 10x happier human being. I should have been payed 20$ to play this game. This game will be my 13th reason why.
As for why this game is a man made crime against humanity, it combines the worst fanfic level story telling and writing with some of the worst gameplay that I've had to sit through in all my years of being alive on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet. The story makes no sense and explains jack ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ throughout it's campaings, and as i've been told by people who actually plays this god forsaken series then it doesnt make any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense continuity wise either. Couple that with dialogue cheesy enough to kill a diabetic man, jokes played to the death to the point that not even a 40 year old facebook moms could find it funny anymore it creates a game where any cutscene or dialogue held between characters makes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skin crawl of my bones. ONTOP of that everytime you reload a checkpoint the dialogue starts over, ontop of any smaller cutscene which makes some checkpoint reload take too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LONG.

Gameplay wise this game was some of the most boring, mundane, frustrating, unexplainably crapass gameplay I've ever had to play through. There's 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ different gameplay mechanics in this game and thats being generous: shooting bad guys, climbing ladders, clicking V and clicking space while walking from A to B. Shooting bad guys doesn't even feel good as there are enough enemies in this game to rival the population of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ India, while also the gunplay doesn't feel anygood as it has kept its older Resident Evil style aiming, but now the enemies are faster than Usain Bolt and shoot back at you. And anytime you get hit by the whiff of a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BULLET, you'll get thrown to the ground like a bag of bricks. It then takes a solid 5 seconds to get back up on your feet, ONLY FOR THEM TO SHOOT YOU AGAIN! There's absolutely no resource management in this game as 90% of the items you get are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skill points which you wont use after your first campaign, thereafter the remaning 9% will be ammo and the last 1% will be healing. I have gone through multiple levels with only 1 or 2 bars of my health left without getting a singular titsucking healing item. And ♥♥♥♥ it it wouldn't even matter if i had healing, cuz some enemies just 1 shot grap attack you anyway or shoot a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocket launcher at you oneshotting it.

So the fighting isn't any good, then how about the puzzles? Those famous RE puzzles?
There ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are NONE. There isn't a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzle in this game that require more than 2 braincells to be active and working at the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. And of my head i can remember two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzles out of all my playtime, and one of them required you to kill enemies, so at that point is it even really a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzle????

Bossfights in this game tested my patience as to not plant my mouse solidly in my brick wall and thereafter turn my screen into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ electronic donut with my fist. None of them are fun, not one. They all are just mindless shoot at em till they die, with no indicator of how much damage they have taken, if they are taking damage, or if they have weak spots. ITS LIKE SHOOTING A MOVING PNG! Ontop of this most bosses have either one shot attacks or just really dont do anything.
And when you finally think you kill the boss, IT COMES BACK, which should be surprising, except it isnt because every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss keeps coming back, you gotta kill every living ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ multiple times just for them to ♥♥♥♥ OFF.

The only redeeming factor of this game is how hilariously bad it is, and thats pretty fun for about the first 4-6 hours, afterwards its just painstakingly miserable to get through. I've only played RE5, 1/4 of RE4 and this game in the Resident evil series and I'm looking forward to not having anything to do with any one of them again. Idc if this was the worst of the bunch, even the thought of having to see Leon again after playing this game makes me sick, the thought of this game exsisting would sour any experience with the franchise i could ever have beyound this point.
This one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game have made me more angry and suicidal than any soulsborne i have played (ER, Sekiro, DS1, DS3), it was even wose than playing Ark multiplayer which can be a special hell all of its own.
This game will haunt me more than any curse or sleep paralysis demon ever will, i'd rather wake up at night with any horror villain in my room than waking up and having this game lie besides me.

I'll fight any fat, greasy, neckbeard, mouthbreathing, incest, inbred, manbaby, manchild, disowned, societal burden, redditor, discord mod, kitten having piece of human filth on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet saying that this game is good or have ANY redeeming qualities as an actual gameplay and story narative experience.

TAKE THIS AS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WARNING AND STAY AWAY FROM THIS DEMENTOR LEVEL FUN AND SOUL SUCKING ENTITY OF A GAME. THIS GAME SHOULD BE REMOVED OF THE INTERNET AND ALL IT'S PHYSCIAL COPIES EITHER DESTROYED OR FLUNG INTO SPACE, CUZ IM PRETTY SURE THAT I WE BURIED THEM THEYD TAINT THE GROUND AROUND THEM WITH PURE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS CORRUPTIUON!
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PhelanVanFloof 12 Jun, 2024 @ 7:35am 
mad cuz bad LMAO
maki 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26am 
+rep nice dude :btsr_misfit_skull:
PistolPiet 21 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm 
play something else camper ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Winters 12 Aug, 2022 @ 3:08pm 
+rep you're also gay and enteratining <3 we should HOOK UP again ():
OG1Donut 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39am 
My boi, level vigor please.