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Stolas 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Yo ho, yo ho, The seas forever roll.

Sky Star 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06pm

You have been visited by a little nerd! 'sup?

Stolas 7 May, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Yo-ho and a bottle of Kopperberg~

gamemast15r 10 Feb, 2019 @ 3:19pm

Anyways where was I? oh yeah...I PROCEEDED TO BEAT MYSELF IN FRONT OF HIM, CRYING AND SOBBING AS I DID SO IN THE DIRTY DIAPER THAT I WAS FORCED TO WEAR IN MY DREAM SIGNIFYING CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FROM WHEN MY FATHER ASH HAD S EX WITH MY NON HETERO GIRLFRIEND AND I COULD DO NOTHING ABOUT IT. I PROCEEDED TO KISS HANK'S FEET AND BEG FOR HIS FORGIVENESS. I woke up once more to find everything to be ok, thankful for the Eldritch Horrors to have passed. I proceeded to put my steak on my charcoal grill. Hank Hill proceeded to bust open my door, dressed up in a pimp coat. I asked him what was wrong, I apologized, I did everything!!! I didn't understand. He looked me in my eye as he lashed me across the face with his backhand. NO DISCIPLE OF MINE IS GOING TO USE CHARCOAL, THIS IS A STRICKLAND PROPANE HOUSE!!!

gamemast15r 10 Feb, 2019 @ 3:19pm

The propane god appeared to me in my sleep, just as WiseAzzDragon predicted. He told me those exact lines, except I didn't understand or comprehend this eldritch horror which has seeped into my mind. I cooked my steak on a charcoal grill and eventually a week later he appeared to me in my sleep yet again, wearing only what appears to be a leopard thong and an angry stare in his eyes. He whipped me with his belt, screaming out in sheer anger: "I TELL YOU HWAT, I AM THE MACK DADDY OF HEIMLICH COUNTY, NOW YOU BETTER BEAT IT IN FRONT OF ME MISTER OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO MOVE ON FROM PRO PAIN TO....idk pro pain 2 or something I don't remember what do I look like a fu cking salad head?

Safety 3 Mar, 2017 @ 12:03pm

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro pain

Demmino 15 Nov, 2016 @ 5:47am

Attiras0987 7 Aug, 2016 @ 2:25pm

Cool :D

Silkie 30 Jun, 2016 @ 7:38pm

I love your icon~

duddles 24 Dec, 2015 @ 12:02pm

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