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Personal Achievements
 

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 7:03am

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 2:07pm

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 6:45am

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 5:29am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 2:03pm

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 8:15am

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 4:10pm

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 5:20pm

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:35am

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 5:45am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 6:53am



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!