This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。

Oh my god, I haven’t seen you in a whole YEAR?! 😱😭 Like, do you even EXIST anymore?! 🤯🌌 I was starting to think you got sucked into a wormhole or something, living life in some alternate dimension without Wi-Fi. 🌠📡 A WHOLE year, 365 days, 🗓️52 weeks, 📆12 months—do you know how many meals I’ve eaten without your chaotic energy in that time?! 🍕🍔🍣 How many inside jokes I’ve had to keep to myself, like a sad little comedian with no audience? 😂🤡 It’s been SO long, I had to double-check you weren’t just a figment of my imagination. 🫥👻 We’re basically strangers now. 🫠 Who are you even? What’s your name? Do you still like pizza? 🍕 Tell me EVERYTHING. 🗣️📢 I need updates, I need laughs, and I need them NOW. 2025 is gonna be our redemption arc, I swear. 👀🔥🎉✨

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